'How shall I ever tell Aunt Shaw?' she whispered, after some time of delicious silence.
‘Let me speak to her.’
‘Oh, no! I owe to her,—but what will she say?’
‘I can guess. Her first exclamation will be, “That man!”’
‘Hush!’ said Margaret, ‘or I shall try and show you your mother’s indignant tones as she says, “That woman!”’

   (Elizabeth Gaskell, North and South)

sepulchralsoubrette:

arrestedwesteros:

George Sr: There’s always money in the banana stand.
Top Banana - 1x02
submission from justinoaksford

I would like to use this opportunity to remind the world that ‘Stannis Baratheon’ is an anagram of ‘sits banana throne’.

sepulchralsoubrette:

arrestedwesteros:

George Sr: There’s always money in the banana stand.

Top Banana - 1x02

submission from justinoaksford

I would like to use this opportunity to remind the world that ‘Stannis Baratheon’ is an anagram of ‘sits banana throne’.


"It was exciting and just a major, major compliment…I was happy for all the girls who would see me on [it] and feel a little more seen." - Lupita Nyong’o on being named People Magazine’s Most Beautiful

"It was exciting and just a major, major compliment…I was happy for all the girls who would see me on [it] and feel a little more seen." - Lupita Nyong’o on being named People Magazine’s Most Beautiful

seinfelds:

In which Miranda Hart perfectly describes Hollister

nothing nicer than sending people goofy anons and watching them flip

hp + hogwarts express » asked by 

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”